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During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.

He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked...

We played BINGO lastnight inside the shuttle

How do you make an old lady say 'Fuck'?

How do you make three old ladies all yell profanity at the same time?

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My doctor told me I had a Bingo tumor.

TIL the agricultural etymology of the word bingo.

A guy goes to the doctor and gets diagnosed with yellow 158 he is told he has a week to live. His wife asks him what he would like to do. He says he would like to go to the bingo as hes never tried it. His wife says ok darling if thats your wish.

First game he plays he gets house and wins a large sum of money and an entertainment system. Wins house in second game and wins a new car. The next day he visits the bingo again and wins house again and the same the next day. On his next visit he wins again and the speaker asks him up to the microph...

What’s got 99 balls and fucks old ladies?

How do you get nine grandmas to swear?

How do you get FOUR old lady’s to say FUCK ???

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I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job...

Apparently 'A meal for two with a hairy view' is not the way you say 69.

I watched the US Presidential Debate last night, but I don't know if it was worth it

If I wanted to watch two old men fighting and screaming at each other, I would have just gone to bingo night at the local nursing home‬.

An elderly woman passes, leaving her life-long husband a lonely widower.

As time goes on, his life begins to unravel as he spirals into a pit of despair. This does not go unnoticed by his adult children, who grasp at any opportunity to cheer him up. Finally, one of them convinces him to grudgingly attend an evening game at the local bingo hall, knowing that he'll be in t...

I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers...

What is the name of the elderly man that won three bingos in a row?

How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn't into you?

When you call their numbers 5 times in a row and they still don't answer.

Why don't physicists and Bingo players get along?

They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

When is bingo harmless?

What's the worst part about trying to contact a bingo player?

You have to send them a letter with your number B4 they'll respond.

I started my new job as a bingo caller last night

and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.
My boss immediately came over and whispered in my ear, 'Don't do that again.'
'Sorry,' I said, 'It must be the nerves.'
'Fair enough,' he replied, 'But there was no need to hold the microphone to your arse.'

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How do you get an 80-year-old woman to yell, 'CRAP!'?
You get another 80-year-old woman right next to her to yell, 'Bingo!

A gorgeous nymphomaniac boarded a plane...

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Busin...

THAT's how you do it!

So there's a couple that have been happily married for 30 years, except for one thing: the woman has never had an orgasm. So they visit a marriage counselor.
The counselor listens to their tale of woe, and says to the husband, 'Here's what you do. Go to the gym and find a strapping young man....

A star bingo player goes to the doctor

At one of his bingo tournaments, someone pointed out a dark spot on his neck. The bingo player was worried about this new mole growing on his body, thinking that it could be cancerous.
Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?
Doctor: B9

Abbott & Costello

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that's 14.7%
COSTELLO: You just said 7.8%.
ABBOTT: 7.8% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Righ...

Two old ladies

Fanny and Mary, two small and elderly ladies living in a retirement community in Florida are sitting on a porch and enjoying some cold ice tea after a game of bingo. They've been gossiping for a while, when suddenly Fanny asks:
'Mary, dear, you and your Frank have been happy in marriage, righ...

My mom loved bingo so much ...

A millionaire and a guide were out hunting ducks with a dog.

The dog runs into a thicket and back out and barks once. The owner said good there's one duck in there. They go in and sure enough one duck. They get the duck and head to the next thicket.
The dog runs in and back out. This time he barks three times. Good there's three ducks. They go in and b...

A 20 year old man comes to his sensei to help him...

M: Sensei, my girlfriend is pregnant, but I used a condom...
S: My son, I will tell you a story:
There once lived a hunter. One day, he planned a trip in a jungle, but forgot his gun.
Suddenly a tiger shown up. He could defend only with an umbrella, so he aimed at the tiger with it, ...

Yellow 24

A man goes to the doctor feeling ill. After checking the man over the doctor looks worried ‘ I don’t know how to break this to you, but you have a terminal disease known as yellow 24. Your blood will turn yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. I suggest you go and spend time with your loved ones...

Elderly Sex

One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from Bingo and found her 97 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor, assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on the charge of murder...

Want to know how to clear out an Iranian bingo parlor?

I found a tumor at Bingo last night.

How do you play Taliban bingo?

What did the bingo player shout out when he found out his tumor was harmless?

What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea?

Its Before not 'be fore'

You know how you play Iranian bingo?

How do you get 500 old cows in barn?

For a change, a genie appeared in front of a woman this time...

A genie appeared in front of a woman.
'Whatever you want, as many things as you want, just ask ' the genie said.
'My husband’s eyes should be only on me during all waking hours.'
'And then ..?'
'He should not be concerned with anything else in life except me.'
'An...

A lady goes to her doctor for a regular exam.

The doctor asks for a blood, stool and urine sample.
She replies, can I just leave my underwear I'm late for Bingo.

Lots of balls?

What has a lot of little balls and is always screwing old women?
A bingo machine

Old and Pregnant?

A 68 year old woman told her friend over a bingo game that she wanted to have a baby. Her friend, in reasonable disbelief, laughed at her.
The 68 year old woman retorted, 'Well, I have the apparatus to and with today's technology, I can have a baby.'
And she did just that. She got pr...

A man moved into a retirement home...

An elderly man decided it was time to move on. He packed his stuff and moved into a retirement home.
On his first day there, as he was unpacking his stuff into his room, he could help but notice that the woman in the room across the hall was staring at him. He thought it was odd but decided ...

An old woman goes to the doctor's office...

....The doctor gives her a checkup and says, 'I need to do stool, blood and urine tests.'
The woman says, 'Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour.'

A young virgin woman from very religious puritan family walks down the street.

A young virgin woman from very religious puritan family walks down the street. When she passes a taxi stop she overhears one taxi driver saying to other: 'Wow, I would love to shag that girl!' She gets home and she asks her mother: 'Mom, what does the word SHAG mean?' Her puritan mother gets all red...

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

This is my favourite joke I made, I hope no-one else has thought about it

Q. How do you get an old English woman to say 'f**k'
A. Get someone else to shout 'bingo!'
Some will get it, some will be offended. Most won't get it

How do you get a crowd of elderly people to all yell 'FUCK!' at the same time?

Screaming ladies !

How do you make hundreds of old ladies scream and moan together?
Have another old lady shout 'bingo'

First joke I ever learned

An elderly man arrives home from bingo and his wife comes running up to him.
'Thank goodness you're home safe! I was watching the news and apparently a lunatic was driving down the wrong side of the freeway!'
He responds, '*A* Lunatic? There were hundreds of them!'

A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face...

It goes right up his noise and gets stuck. He goes to the emergency room, the doctor says, 'I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have a tumour'. The bingo caller looks shocked and asks, 'what's the good news?' The doctor responds, ' the tumour is B9'.

A old man and a young man play golf

The young man sees an old man hug an incredibly attractive 24 year old blonde. The woman leaves in a sport car peeling out of the facility wildly while leaving the old man with his golf gear. The old man walks towards the course smiling and seems to be settling up to start his game. The young man wa...

I made fifty little old ladies say 'Fuck' today.

when I yelled out 'Bingo'... and I wasn't even playing.

I saw a comment that requested more parrot jokes.

A man went into the pet shop to purchase something for his mother's birthday. His mother was alone and he thought it would be a good idea if she had a nice companion with her. He couldn't decide what kind of a pet to get so the shop owner showed him a parrot. He said, 'This parrot can speak in 5 dif...

Bob and Francis lived in a retirement home together...

They had quite a bond and would frequently hang out and spend time with each other. One of their favorite things to do would be to go out on the patio at night, gaze at the stares and reminisce on the good times.
One night when they were on the patio Bob asked Francis if she would hold his p...

What do a pedophiles hopes and bingo have in common?

A little boy is crying on the streets.

A cop comes up to him asks him what's happened.
Cop: Why are you crying, kiddo?
Boy: I can't find my mother.
Cop: Don't worry; we'll find her. What's she like?
Boy: Mostly cocks & bingo.

A young boy waits downstairs while his date is getting ready

The Dad is there watching TV with the family dog.
The boy farts, the Dad yells at the dog.
The boy farts again, the Dad again yells at the dog.
The third time, Dad yells 'Bingo, get way from him before he shits on you'!

Funny and offensive

What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
Why is it so hard to find men who are caring, kind, and good looking? Because those men alre...

Priest's Donkey

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo games didn't work, the spaghetti diners and pancake breakfasts din't work. He even tried raffling an old Ford and that didn't help. So the priest though of trying out horse racing. He went to a horse auct...

Did you hear that the guy who in invented bingo had a recent health scare?

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

An old man stopped me on the street to tell me this.

How do you get five sweet, kind, angelic, Christian, old ladies to swear like sailors?
Have a 6th one say 'BINGO!'

A game develper goes to H*ll

A young game developer is killed before his time, and stands before Saint Peter.
'Because you died so young, we cannot properly judge you on your sins and virtues. Therefore, you will be allowed to choose between going to Heaven or Hell.'
Before the developer can express his dismay, St. Peter ...

Once upon a time in a nursing home...

...there was an 80 year old woman and an 80 year old man. Despite their advanced years, they were both very much sexually driven despite the doctor's insistence that they give up that type of activity due to their advanced age, but one night, a sly wink over a game of Bingo and a sexy smile over pu...

What does she have that I don't?

An elderly woman is living out her golden years in a retirement home. One day she spots a newcomer at BINGO. He's a dashing gentleman of about her age and though she's rather a prude she can't help but be flattered when he flirts a little with her. And though she's not sure that it's the godly thing...

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Finding it hard to win at bingo?

You’re not the only one! Only 3% of Australia’s gambling population takes part in regular bingo games. This doesn’t mean the game is close to becoming an inactive one, though.

The bingo scene in Australia is still as alive as it was back when it was first introduced.

Back when bingo started, the original participants played it as a hobby and not really for big financial wins. With years of experience playing bingo, they’ve discovered different ways to play bingo. Finding the most suitable playstyle allows them to achieve the most success.

New players are often unaware of this, though. Most newcomers stick to the generic version and this is the reason they end up losing when playing bingo.

If you find yourself in this situation, read our guide below to learn the different ways you can play bingo and win.

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Different Bingo Games

Let’s first look at the different variations of bingo you can play. These variations often only differ in the highest number the caller can announce the party.

1. 90 Ball Bingo

90 ball bingo means there are 90 balls the caller can draw from. This also means there’s a smaller chance for the caller to draw any number you may need to call out bingo. This also applies to other players, so you can expect a 90-ball game to last quite a while.

To make up for longer games, there are often bigger prizes for anyone who gets bingo. It’s also a common practice among bingo halls to set different prizes with different conditions. This gives the players more chances to win, keeping them hooked to the game.

90 ball bingo cards also have a different look compared to other cards. Instead of the 5×5 card, you get a card with 3 rows and 9 columns.

Despite the number of spaces you get, though, you can only have 15 numbers in play. You can choose your numbers from 1 to 90 to fill in the 15 spaces needed on the card.

Picking the correct numbers and filling them out before anyone else will get you a big prize. Lure luck to your side when you want to play 90 ball bingo to win the best prizes of the night.

2. 80 Ball Bingo

You can often find this variant of bingo in online bingo websites. The card for this variant comes as a 4×4 grid. This means you can have an easier time filling out your card.

This variant has different patterns to play towards though. The reason for this is that filling out your card in a horizontal, vertical, or diagonal way is easier since there’s one less space to worry about. Instead, there are special patterns to follow for a chance to win in your online game.

The patterns often vary on different websites. Don’t worry about keeping track of the numbers as websites put them on display for you while playing.

3. 75 Ball Bingo

This is the most popular and known variant of bingo. This variant uses the typical 5×5 card with a free space in the middle. The bingo hall often gives you bingo cards already filled in with random numbers.

Some bingo halls allow you to fill in your cards with your numbers. This is often the go-to halls for people who expect to win all the time. However, having 75 numbers to choose from makes it impossible to win all the time.

It’s the easiest to win at 75 ball bingo games as you only need to fill in 5 consecutive spaces. The addition of the free space in the middle also increases your chances of having a winning card.

4. 30 Ball Bingo

A 30-ball bingo variant is a popular option among younger players. This is because this is the quickest bingo variant available to play. This is the reason “speed bingo” is a popular nickname for this variant.

Because of the quick nature of 30-ball games, the prizes are smaller compared to other bingo variants. What makes up for it is the fact that you can play more games in a set period. This makes it the ideal variant if you plan on playing multiple games in a row.

Remember not to lose yourself and play too many consecutive games, though. Winning a game can make you want to play more to win more. Remember that taking breaks and not expecting to win all the time are among the dos and don’ts of bingo.

Different Ways to Spice Up Bingo Night

If the simple variants of bingo don’t appeal to you, here are more different ways to play bingo. These focus on creating a unique gaming experience for you and your group.

1. Create Custom Bingo Cards

Creating custom cards to use for bingo can make the experience more fun for everyone. Instead of putting the usual random numbers, why not put in things which your group can relate to?

A good example of this is if your bingo group has a lot of cinephiles in it. In place of the numbers, you can put in movie titles. This will make each tile unique, and it will help you play to their interests.

If you know only a little about your group, you can settle for things people have common knowledge for, like food. Replace the numbers with pictures of food to bring a refreshing look to the usual bingo night.

2. Add a Theme to Game Night

Themes are a great way to keep things interesting and it will make the ensuing planning easier for you if you plan on setting up bingo for your friends and family for the night. Don’t limit yourself to the bingo cards and numbers, though.

Explore other aspects of the night, such as the snacks and the ambiance. A Hawaiian themed night could involve tropical décor along with fruity drinks and snacks.

3. Consider Doing Card Swaps

You can lots of excitement to the game by introducing the card swap mechanic. This involves each player trading their current cards with other players no matter what they have.

You must get your player’s permission first, though. Introducing this mechanic out of the blue can catch people off guard and can get a negative reaction from them.

How you incorporate the swap in the game is up to you. You can make it so everyone has to swap to the person to the right whenever a number with a 7 on it gets drawn. You can also give them a chance to get their get back by having them swap to the left every so often.

4. Introduce New Bingo Patterns

A simple way to make your game different is by eschewing the traditional ways of winning the game. This means introducing new ways of getting bingo. You can use the unique patterns online bingo games often use for their players.

This often means players have to fill in more spaces to call out bingo like in the W bingo pattern. You can balance this out by reducing the pool from which you draw numbers. This gives your players a higher possibility of marking their required spaces.

5. Increase the Risk and Rewards by Pooling Money

Bring back the reason that makes bingo a secret casino jackpot and increase the prize pool of the game. This option also requires you to get the permission of your players beforehand. This is to ensure they understand they’re risking their money in the game.

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A great way to get everyone involved is to have everybody pool their money for the prize. This will get everyone excited to play the game and make it more competitive.

6. Set a Tier List of Prizes and Add Unique Conditions to Win Them

Setting different tiers for the prizes for game night is a great way to ensure everyone gets a chance at winning. Setting different prizes for people who fulfill special conditions allows everyone to look forward to winning.

What’s great about this is you get to decide the conditions and their appropriate prizes. You won’t have to worry about spending too much on rewarding someone for doing something small.

This will make the game more fun because even when someone wins, players know they still have chances.

7. Incorporate Human Bingo to Your Games

Human bingo is a unique take in bingo because it involves knowing the people joining the game. It’s best played by people close to each other. This is because instead of numbers, you’ll fill the spaces with things the person of interest did or will do.

Encourage players to make their cards in human bingo. This is the reason people who know a lot about each other should be the ones playing this.

The person of interest will be the one they’ll make a card about. Deciding the person of interest is up to you. This bingo variant will be a test of how well you know your friends.

Learn the Different Ways to Play Bingo Today

Bingo can sometimes be repetitive if you play the same variant for a while. Breakaway from the usual by knowing about different ways to play bingo today!

It’s unsure if you win your money back or not when you play bingo or when you gamble in other ways. This is the reason you need to know when to quit when gambling. Read more tips to avoid spending your money to help you save more of your money!

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